Greetings. in our imperfect world old timer Marcus here and here to announce good news. In the last year or so my conviction to write a book on The History of Bedfordshire Chess has faced difficulties I couldnt solve. Thankfully, methodological problems have now been resolved courtesy of postmodernism, nothing left is in the way.

I am considering the title Distinguished players of the Bedfordshire chess scene 1890-1990 and dub thyself ‘Sir nor appearing in this publication’ or something like that. It has become clear that a full history is the wrong approach for moi. I have so much content on this site, I should do something with it, I am sufficiently trained. With that said, am I the right man for the job?

YOU WANTED THE BEST. WELL THEY DIDNT F*****G MAKE IT SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! Axl Rose, Guns N Roses

Note: rude words like B*M and W*E W*E are not allowed on this site except in quotations.

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To date: countries visited 38.

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Courtesy of fb, this appeared today.

It’s safe to assume that if, unassisted, I could not see a move in a study, I couldn’t find it OTB also.

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Admitedly, the three all time main sources of inspiration on the comedy front are as follows:

  1. Viz
  2. Monty Python
  3. Frank Spencer

I shall leave it to you to decide which one is in play here as it is rather obvious.

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From fb.

Later that decade…

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Inspiration – Frank Spencer!

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  • Inspiration comes from a line from the Some Mother’s do ‘ave ’em episode where Frank takes flying lessons.
  • Yes that’s me, I was a photographer for a while ages ago. That’s a heavy metal concert not a chess tournament in progress though.

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